Hey, Humans,
We found this on that thing you call "the Internet", and which you seem to praise every minute of your lives. We were wondering... What if you thought that we are like this Ziltoid? What if you considered us dangerous? What if you believed that we are here to attack you? What if you feared us and did not want to give us ifs? What if we died of hunger because of that? What if we...? What if...?
Please, do not be afraid of us. we are good, we are sympathetic. We behave well and are considerate to each other and get along with everyone. Please share with us. We will pull our weight to reward you with the greatest superpowers!
By the way, what would your superpowers be? Tell us in the comments below with your name, please.
My super power that I would like to have is to predict the future so I will know the catastrophes and accidents that can happen to avoid them
ReplyDeleteGreetings, Marina! The superpower you would like to have is predicting the future... So useful! Great choice!
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If I have to choose one superpower I will choose foretell. I could ser the future and things lije my future exams or the lotery, y will become rich and use that money for trying to to fix a little bit the world with things that donating money to the NGOs...
ReplyDeleteCarlota Franco Gosálbez 4°A
You are so considerate, Carlota! We like that! We'd like to know more about you.
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they are afraid, because they think that we are going to eat them.
ReplyDeleteEating us?!? Wow, we hadn't thought about that! We just wanted you to know that we won't harm you. Please, don't be afraid.
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My superpower would be reading-minds, I have chosen this superpower because I will know when people lie to me, and also and more important to really know what bad people is thinking and try to stop them before it occurs.
ReplyDeleteSure? Maybe humans can already read minds but don't know how yet... But we can give you that, Lucia!
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My superhero is superstrength. He uses this power to catch heavy things. This power is a wonderful power.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Nicolás! A superstrong hero is awesome!
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If I can choose a superpower mine Will be invisibility because my parents can't obligate me to do bed or I can don't do an exam or something like this.
ReplyDeleteEsther García Martínez
What the...!?! We give you superpowers and you only say "not making your bed"? Are all humans as lazy as you are, Esther?
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My superpower would be to know with how much intensity can people love and to know who is in love and why.
ReplyDeleteI would use this superpowers to help people with their love affairs, and to solve problems of the humanity that are caused because we don't know how to love.Maybe, because I'm very curious and I would enjoy it. (:
Hey, Aitana! Nice view of the problems of humanity. Do you think mankind needs more love?
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In my opinion I think that they are scared of us because we are frigthened of them and they don´t understand why.
ReplyDeleteLucía Ivorra García 4tA
Yes, Lucia!!! We just fear that you fear us. Please, don't! We are kind :)
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My superpower is stopping time. I use that to eliminate bad things that I did in the pass and to avoid the wars like II World War
ReplyDeleteBeatriz Espinosa Gómez-Rico 4tA
Great power! We use it all the time. Did you do anything wrong inithe past yet? What is World War II, Beatriz?
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If I could choose any super power would be to predict the future to save people when there is in danger or just know what will happen.
ReplyDeleteGisela González Sáez
Hi, Gisela! We can do that :) If you already had that power, you would know if we are going to give it to you, he he.
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Mi superpoder seria poder prenderme fuego y poder controlarlo es decir tener las cualidades de poder controlar el fuego parecido a la antorcha humana de los 4 fantasticos
ReplyDeleteWhat? Sorry, Jorge, but we could only learnthe language you call English. Can you translate your message? Thanks!
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Mis respuestas serian 1-H, 2-A, 3-C, 4-F, 5-E, 6-B, 7-D, 8-G.
ReplyDeleteMy super hero is reading minds I would us it for known what the people think.
ReplyDeleteClaudoa pastorP
The superpower of reading minds, so popular among humans! It's always good to know what people think, Claudia, indeed.
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My superhero wild have a superpower is stopping time i wild use it to stold banks and copy in exams
ReplyDeleteHi, Aitor!! So your superhero will have that superpower, right? But, hey, don't use it to steal banks and copy. Everytime someone copies during an exam, a little cat dies somewhere... :(
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I can fly to anywhere for save people around the world
ReplyDeleteIf you could fly to save people, that would be awesome! We like that, Clara.
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IF-Eaters sorry for my last comment in spanish my superpower is like the member of the four fantastic,but my superpower have more utilitit for example:in one fired, controled the flamesand absorvit and any more utilities
ReplyDeleteHey, Jorge! Thank you very much for your translation! So, if we understand well, you would have the same superpower as Human Torch of the fantastic four. Right? We are wondering what you would do with that.
DeleteThanks, Jorge! We will pull our weight to give you the fire power!
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Because the If Eaters have scary of us, and they are inoffensive
ReplyDeleteI think the If-Eaters are scared of the humans because they think that we don´t understand where they come from or why they arrive at the Earth... and because of that we won´t give them the If words and a cause of that they will die.
ReplyDeleteBeatriz Espinosa 4tA
hello I think it came a little late but better late than never hahaha good my super power would be to control the time to reach all places always being punctual of course.
ReplyDeletethe IF eaters they are sacared of the of the attitude od the humans no is better and the IF Eaters are inofessives because they do not goes bad intencions
ReplyDeleteMy superhero can read mins and actually is a villian. Alicia Casares
ReplyDeleteMy superhero would have the power to fly and I would use it to fly to other countries without having to pay for a plane or queue and wait
ReplyDeleteEva Martínez
My superpower is flying, because I want to save the people in situations like attracks, fires... I will save the world
ReplyDeleteSheila Garcia