HUMAN HISTORY

Wow! That's History! Who was that Carl Sagan! He knew a lot of interesting things. If we had known this, we would have come years before... 

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SLUMS AND LIFESTYLES

We are still surfing your internet and we are finding things that our culture would never understand. With this first video, we were wondering what is going on on Earth. In our culture we, the IF-Eaters, have all the same housing systems and needneno income (there is no low-income). We do not have suburbs or homeless IF-Eaters because we have no poverty. And having no poverty means that we do not have crimes (crime rate is zero), or juvenile delinquency (there is no delinquency at all), gangs or this thing on the video called slum.

We do not have poverty, so we do not have rich IF-Eaters. We live all together and have no residential areas nor slums, nor suburbs. We love green, so we have lots of green spaces (you would say they are green, but we see them as blue anyway) and we destroyed all our cars, because they polluted our planet. You would not understand what it is to walk the streets and see no traffic jams, no commuting to work, no litter...

We think you might like our planet, but, what do you think about yours?? Is everything fair? Does everyone have the same opportunities?


We leave you some more evidence from YouTube about the way you humans live and share your world. Please let us know what you think about mankind, Earth and how you behave and relate to each other.


We need more information about this:

Please tell us: What would you do to improve your whole human society? (In the comments, please:) )

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LIKE HUMANS?

Greetings!!

We have been searching more on the Internet and we found some things we would like to show you. We hope that if you watch thise, then you will explain to us. For that reason, we have prepared some questions we would like you to clarify to us:

· What if a human eats animals? Is it right or wrong? (There's many people arguing)
· If we ate humans, how would you behave towards us?
· If you were to be eaten, how would you prefer to be cooked: roasted, boiled, raw?

If we only knew more about the Earth...

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WILL YOU?

Yes, right, we said that we are not like this evil Ziltoid that came to your planet in 2007. But the evidence left on this YouTube thing sound really good!

Is Ziltoid still on the Earth? If we come down to your planet, will you itroduce him to us? Pleeeeeease.

This rocks!! Ehm... I mean, space rocks!

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WHAT IF...??

Hey, Humans,

We found this on that thing you call "the Internet", and which you seem to praise every minute of your lives. We were wondering... What if you thought that we are like this Ziltoid? What if you considered us dangerous? What if you believed that we are here to attack you? What if you feared us and did not want to give us ifs? What if we died of hunger because of that? What if we...? What if...?

Please, do not be afraid of us. we are good, we are sympathetic. We behave well and are considerate to each other and get along with everyone. Please share with us. We will pull our weight to reward you with the greatest superpowers!

By the way, what would your superpowers be? Tell us in the comments below with your name, please. 

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GREETINGS, HUMANS

Greetings, Humans!!

If we had been Earthlings, we would have known that a blog is the perfect way to communicate with your species. So, we have decided to create one and we will leave you messages here, which you can answer in the "Comments" section. We have explained everything to your representative (the so-called "Teacher").

And, since we have this new blog, we are posting the e-mail we sent you asking for help.

Farewell, Humans!

P.S.: Sorry about the bites in the e-mail—what would you do if you were so hungry? :P

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